what if filmmakers directed the super bowl?

The Super Bowl is Sunday, which means nothing in London.  But if you are in the Good Ol' USA, you may be busy deciding whether you're Team Saints or Team Colts. I'm agnostic, but I’ll watch...if only to see the Wizarding World of Harry Potter ad in HD! Throughout the rest of the game I’ll kick back with some beers and daydream about what the Super Bowl would look like if film auteurs directed it, thanks to this video from Slate... 
Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Wes Anderson — gang’s all here!

what if filmmakers directed the super bowl?